Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Internet Porn

Why....why was this created? Wasn't life so much simpler when your significant other could just hide the video or dvd in their sock drawer and you could just pretend that you didn't know? I don't want to take us back to the time of no computers or cell phones, but they were definitely simpler times. Now I have to worry about texting and craigslist...ugh. I shouldn't worry, I know my husband is faithful...so why do I worry? I have no idea. Maybe I'm just not a trusting person. Nah, that's not it. I'm trusting of most people. Too trusting. Something to ponder.

Anyway, have you all been to Craigslist? You can get anything on Craigslist...ANYTHING. A bicycle, a roommate, a quickie for lunch...you know...the essentials! Yeah, NOT kidding. I didn't know that they had such a thing. There are listings on Craigslist for 'Casual Encounters.' Not just Personals, they have those too of course, but CASUAL ENCOUNTERS! I was floored. Anyway, I just happened to notice that my husband was erasing his internet history. And being that I'm smarter than him I found the back way to find out what he was deleting. The usual suspects: Debbie does more than Donuts, Go Black and Never Turn Back, Big *** Shots, etc. Fine, fine...whatever...moving on. (This is the stuff that you can get at the video store and I find to be silly and not too disturbing, fine call me weird.) Then I see a whole bunch of listings for Craigslist Casual Encounters. What's this?

"Hot 29yr old, call me, I'll come over at 7am for a quickie and leave, NSA." Yep, NSA - no strings attached. "Meet me at neighborhood bar, we'll see where it goes, maybe home. Send pic." Of course there are pictures attached. Boob shots, other shots...yeah, pretty. So what does a wife of 8 1/2 years do? I left one of the ads that he had looked at up on the monitor and then put a sticky note on it "Huh, not sure what to think about this..." then down a couple of lines "Going to the store after work, text me if you need anything." Basically, okay jackass, you're caught and you'd better have an explanation...and dinner will be ready when you get home. The Saint calls that behavior passive aggressive. WHAT? ME? No.... ;)

Trainer sends me an email later in the day that say, "Oh honey, no worries, I just think they're funny." Uh-huh...let me tell you what I think is funny! Funny would be your a** being on the streets with no wifey to make you dinner or your mortgage payment! THAT's FUNNY! Sorry, I should have written about this last week when it happened, all of this pent up aggression. Am I worried about him going out and having a fling? Not really. Am I worried that he'll get too drunk while I'm away and do something stupid? Not really, he's a jackass when he's drunk, who would take him?

Well, now I feel better. It's all about letting it out....in the great words of Bad Boys, "Whooosaaaaa" and yes, I'm rubbing my earlobes. I'll write more later kids!

3 comments:

Sexy Hippy (why not?!) said...

I am hooked on this blog. Keep it coming, baby!

And, for the record, I really think you should put an ad on Craigs list Casual Encounters (since you know Trainer is reading it anyway) with some hot invitation to meet you at home or somewhere else (car sex, anyone?). Why not join the fun?! He would lose his load just thinking about the possibilities...

Yoga Babe said...

And all this time I thought Craigslist was for wheelbarrows and old couches and stuff - hunh.

The ads sound like the start of an SVU episode...

The Sports Mama said...

Been there. Done that. Caught the rat. Really, he made it too easy... all I had to do was post an ad detailing myself as all that he had ever wanted. Stupid man.

On the other hand.... it certainly has the potential to spice things up a bit for you guys.

Yeah. I've seen those silly CL ads. Its amazing what a sex addiction will drive someone to post. :)