I totally stole this blog from Sue...who doesn't know me, I just found her blog today. So...THANK YOU Sue!
Is there anyone on your blog list you would ever consider having sex with?
Hmmm, well...yeah. There is.
Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes, yes and YES please!
What side of the bed do you sleep on? (lame question)
Facing the bed from the foot I sleep on the right.
Pork, beef, or Chicken? (more lame)
Do you know all the people in your blog list?
I haven't met all of them, but some I know very, very, very well.
Love or money?
Love , obviously...we're not rollin' in it.
Credit cards or cash? (where are the naughty questions?)
Debit...which is cash...and sometimes CC when we're super duper tight...which spins us in that ugly circle of debt. Love it.
Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Yes, but it would have to be a LOT of money.
Imagine that you work in a strip club. Describe your costume, routine, and give us your stripper name.
My costume would be a leather bra and thong panty set...the bra wouldn't have cups, just the under wire "shelf", my routine would be to GnR's Welcome to the Jungle, and my stripper name would be Sasha Getuwet.
Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
I don't believe so...if I had been I probably wouldn't remember...anyone??
Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Yeah...well. Not really, but I did take a spill (several times) on the dance floor of Carlos and Charlies in Cancun. After that my friend (Tiny Dancer) got some gum stuck in her hair and the bartender gave me a very large sharp knife to cut it out of her hair...yeah...luckily she's still alive.
Kissed someone of the same sex?
More than once...but only once "for real" as in tongue and everything. We were trying to convince this guy that we were lesbians....
Ever had sex in the bathroom?
Not in a public bathroom, but certainly my own...probably in every place that I've lived.
Have you ever had sex at work?
Thinking....and...no. I've dreamed about it though.
Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep, several times.
Have you ever bought anything thing from an adult store?
Yep, I bought my first vibrator at one in Oregon. I've bought other things through an online adult store...and I'll continue to do so. What did we call it? Super-cock 2000??
Ever been caught having sex?
Not by my parents. Maybe by a roommate?
Does anyone have naughty pics of YOU?
Hmmm...I don't think so. Anyone care to fess up on this one? There WAS a video once, but it was destroyed...I think.
Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Yes, they've been called, "God", "Jesus", and there is usually an expletive in front of these.
Who do you think has the balls/cajones to re-post this?
Nobody, you're all pussies. *thinking* Okay... maybe some of you. Maybe those who are not pussies will make their answers even saucier. Maybe. (Okay, I have to admit that this was her answer, but I like it so much I'm keeping it!!)
***And now I'm totally self-conscious of misspelling anything...I'm sure you'd all call me on it!! :)